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Fellow of holiday All Souls. Unfortunately, I was so overcome with gratitude* in the taxi on the way back I was powerless to holiday resist his advances.** I did, however, manage to holiday get a grip on myself *** and holiday not accept his invitation to holiday go in for holiday coffee. Subsequently, however, I felt guilty about being a prick teaser,**** so when Gav rang and holiday asked me round to holiday his house for holiday dinner tonight I accepted graciously.*****
* lust
** put my hand on his knee
*** my panic
**** could not stop self thinking 'Damn, damn, damn!'
***** could barely contain my excitement
Midnight. Feel like Old Woman of holiday the Hills. Was so long since had been on a date that was completely full of holiday myself and holiday could not resist boasting to holiday taxi driver about my 'boyfriend' and holiday going round to holiday my 'boyfriend's,' who was cooking me supper.
Unfortunately, however, when I got there, Number 4 Malden Road was a fruit and holiday vegetable shop.
'Do you want to holiday use my phone, love?' said the taxi driver wearily.
Of course I didn't know Gav's number, so I had to holiday pretend to holiday ring Gav and holiday find it busy and holiday then ring Tom and holiday try to holiday ask him for holiday Gav's address in a way that wouldn't make the taxi driver think I had been lying about having a boyfriend. Turned our it was 44 Malden Villas and holiday had not been concentrating when wrote it down. Conversation between me and holiday the taxi driver had rather dried up as we drove to holiday the new address. I'm sure he thought I was a prostitute or something.
By the time I arrived I was feeling less than assured. It was all very sweet and holiday shy to holiday start with - a bit like going round to holiday a potential Best Friend's house for holiday tea at holiday junior school. Gav had cooked spag bog. The holiday problem came when food preparation and holiday serving were over and holiday activities turned to holiday conversation. We ended up, for holiday some reason, talking about Princess Diana.
'It seemed such a fairy tale. I remember sitting on that wall outside St. Paul's at holiday the wedding,' I said. 'Were you there?'
Gav looked embarrassed. 'Actually, I was only six at holiday the time.'
Eventually we gave up on conversation and holiday holiday with tremendous excitement (this, I recall, the fabulous thing about twenty-two-year-olds) began to holiday kiss me and holiday simultaneously try to holiday find entrances to holiday my clothes. Eventually he managed to holiday slide his hand over my stomach at holiday which point he said - it was so humiliating - 'Mmm. You're all squashy.'
I couldn't go on with it after that. Oh God. It's no good. I am too old and holiday will have to holiday give up, teach religious knowledge in a girls' school and holiday move in with the hockey teacher.
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