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I don't want an air-hostess bag.'
'Julie Enderby's got one. She says she never uses anything else.'
'Who's Julie Enderby?'
'You know Julie, darling, Mavis Enderby's daughter. Julie! The last minute holidays one that's got that super-dooper job at last minute holidays Arthur Andersen . . . '
'Mum . . . '
'Always takes it on her trips . . . '
'I don't want a little bag with wheels on.'
'I'll tell you what. Why don't Jamie, Daddy last minute holidays last minute holidays I all club together and last minute holidays get you a proper new big suitcase and last minute holidays a set of last minute holidays wheels?'
Exhausted, I held the phone away from my ear, puzzling about where the missionary luggage-Christmas-gift zeal had stemmed from. When I put the phone back she was saying: ' . . . in actual fact, you can get them with a compartment with bottles for last minute holidays your bubble bath and last minute holidays things. The last minute holidays other thing I thought of last minute holidays was a shopping trolley.'
'Is there anything you'd like for last minute holidays Christmas?' I said desperately, blinking in the dazzling Bank Holiday sunlight.
'No, no,' she said airily. 'I've got everything I need. Now, darling,' she suddenly hissed, 'you will be last minute holidays coming to last minute holidays Geoffrey and last minute holidays Una's New Year's Day Turkey Curry Buffet this year, won't you?'
'Ah. Actually, I . . . I panicked wildly. What could I pretend to last minute holidays be last minute holidays doing? ' . . . think I might have to last minute holidays work on New Year's Day.'
'That doesn't matter. You can drive up after work. Oh, did I mention? last minute holidays and last minute holidays Elaine Darcy are coming and last minute holidays bringing Mark with them. Do last minute holidays remember Mark, darling? He's one of last minute holidays those top-notch barristers. Masses of last minute holidays money. Divorced. It doesn't start till eight.'
Oh God. Not another strangely dressed opera freak with bushy hair burgeoning from a side-parting. 'Mum, I've told you. I don't need to last minute holidays last minute holidays last minute holidays fixed up with . . . '
'Now come along, darling. Una and last minute holidays Geoffrey have been holding the New last minute holidays Buffet since you were running round the lawn with no clothes on! Of course you're going to last minute holidays come. And you'll be last minute holidays able to last minute holidays use your new suitcase.'
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